Quantummansite

My dad pointed out the existence of http://www.quantummansite.com today and I have had a lot of fun reading their pages.  Anyway, they will cure you (or your pet) of basically anything. You just have to download their medicine!!  It's very straightforward, you "simply open a portal with your purchased product's Portal Access Key (trademark) (PAK - trademark).  Data then transfers from a remote quantum computer to your brain's neutral network for the benefits desired."

My arm hurts a bit and this sounds rather good.  So I dropped them an email:

"Hello.  I've just come across your website.  I've had some

pain in my shoulder for a while, but have been worried about the

side-effects of standard pain killers for such a minor problem.  I'm

therefore interested in your Zaxis™ product.  However, my wife is

pregnant and I want to be absolutely sure that anything that I use

cannot hurt her or the baby.  Has there been any testing to show that

Zaxis™ would be okay?  Also, how many doses would you suggest that I

take?"

They got back to me really quickly:

Dear George:

You can be absolutely sure that all of our quantum medicines are 100% safe for a pregnant woman and her fetus. Please refer to the clinical trial titled: "Prenatal Polycystic Kidney Disease" wherein Supercillin was use to cure the mother's child, while in the womb, of a usually fatal kidney disease... a feat not possible with chemical based medicines. Whether it is Zaxis or any other quantum product on our site, a pregnant mother and her fetus are safe regardless of the dose uploaded. One of the huge pluses of all quantum medicines is their extreme safety profile.

There is a dosing guide on the aite for Zaxis.  I would recommend for her 8 to 10 doaes at a time as needed for pain.  If she has back pain carrying the child while in utero, Quantum Chiropractor (QCHiro) would be terrific for her.  In fact, I happen to know that QChiro was also used

for that mother whose child had the kidney disease mentioned above.  Although the dosctor did not mention it, it was highly effective for her back and also does many positive things for the fetus in its cramped confines while in utero.

Thank-you for the opportunity to answer your questions. I look forward to any other questions or concerns you may have.

Sincerely,

Dr. John Thomas

Senior Medical Advisor

So, there we go!! Sha, by the way, does not have a bad shoulder.  I think that Dr John Thomas misunderstood my email a bit!